Also remember when I couldn’t fall asleep cause my head is throbbing
- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Remember when I said I was going to bed but then I realized that means no tumblr so nevermind
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
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on a scale of 1 to ten, waking up tomorrow is going to be a .5
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Goodnight bitchez. Yolo
all my followers just silently judge me i can feel it
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“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
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